There’s a lot of bad news out there these days. So, if you’re tired of reading about Covid-19, or an economic recession, or a thousand other bad news stories, take a break from all the seriousness and laugh a little. The following is a short list of family friendly jokes that should give you a smile or two. 

Q:What’s the best thing about Switzerland? A:I don’t know,but the flag is a big plus.

Q:Why do we tell actors to “break a leg” A:Because every play has a cast

Q:Why did the turkey cross the road twice A:To prove he wasn’t a chicken!

Q:Yesterday I saw a guy spill all his Scrabble letters on the road.  A:I asked him,”What’s the word on the street?”

Q:A man tells his doctors,”Doc,help me.I’m addicted to Twitter!” A:The doctor replies,”Sorry, I don’t follow you…”

Q:Where does the General keep his armies?  A:In his sleevies

Q:What day of the week are most twins born?  A:Tuesday!

Q:What did the buffalo say when his son left for collage?  A:Bison

Q:What  do you call a boomerang that won’t come back?  A: a stick

Q:What did the ocean say to the pirate?  A:Nothing,it just waved

Q:Why couldn’t the pony sing a lullaby?  A:She was a little horse

Q:What is a cat’s favorite color?  A:Purrr-ple

Q:Did you hear about the kidnapping at school?  A:It was fine-he woke up

Q:Did you hear about the mathematician who’s afraid of negative numbers?  A:He’ll stop at nothing to avoid them

Q:What does corn say when you give it a compliment?  A:Aw shucks!