I’ll tell you a tale,

One quite filled with bliss,

This is the story 

Of an Alien friendship!

Beyond other dimensions,

And through the Galaxy 

There was a new world discovered 

Called Plannatary

Annlien wanted nothing more 

Than to make her Alien people proud 

So she set to find a way 

To stand out from the crowd 

Recognized by the Commision 

She was told for her stealth,

Her mission was to go to earth, 

To put someone’s ashes on a shelf. 

With newfound determination 

At this one time chance  

Annlien set out on her ship 

Her step having a prance, 

But Annlien had not planned 

For the journey ahead 

when her ship ran out of fuel 

It crashed, nearly making her dead. 

Her ship pod was wrecked

But have no fear,

For the creative Alien I.V. 

Happened to appear. 

Glue gun blasters set

I.V. set about 

Fixing Annliens ship on the condition 

She could join her as a scout. 

New ship made,

The duo set off through the galaxy, 

At their next stop,

A planet called Relaxy. 

The ship landed down 

To stop for the gas tree

But this is where they met

Aliens Theor and Vee! 

Theor was strong willed 

But incredibly tired.

Vee was a fun gal,

She was quickly hired!

New friends made the 4 set off, 

But something was amiss 

No one was qualified 

To fly the new spaceship! 

“Oh Great!” exclaimed Annlien 

The stress beginning to hit her 

“I’ll never make my planet proud,

If I can’t be a good leader!!” 

“Cheer Up!” said her crew 

“We just need a new guy! 

I’m sure we can find an Alien 

Who knows how to fly!” 

Low and Behold, 

Like a magic appear

Kazper the Alien showed up 

With nothing to fear 

“Behold!” shouted Kazper 

“I’ll drive your ship! 

Just let me join your crew, 

And get me some chips!” 

Bad Idea. 

All were barely survivors, 

As Kazper turned out,

To be a terrible driver. 

Soaring through the galaxy 

The group set askew 

Swerving and turning

Till they hit someplace new 

The Planet of Idolia 

Was quite hard to miss 

Especially when Kazper 

Crashed the ship with a hiss. 

“What the glorp!”

Shouted some Alien teen,

As two figures appeared

One black and one green. 

The two introduced themselves  

As Αφροδίτη and Zhou 

Αφροδίτη quite interestingly 

As she talked through sticks that glow.

Looking for fun 

And needing a ride 

The two decided to join the crew

Excited for the ships indoor slide

Thus the crew was complete!

Ready to complete her mission 

Annlien put them on the course to Earth 

To please the commission. 

They arrived in one piece 

ring-light blasters charged from rest, 

Annlien set out 

To prove she was the best. 

What Annlien didn’t know 

About her specific target 

Is she was just like her 

When spotting her at the market 

The Aliens watched in Awe

Seeing the group of friends 

Wondering why the commission 

Had wished for their end. 

Realization struck, 

Letting out a gasp lacking glee 

“Guys, these humans,

Mirror you and me!” 

The humans left the area 

Completely amiss 

To the group of aliens 

Coming out of the abyss. 

Months of work and trial 

Navigating through endless chaos 

The aliens tried 

To please their boss 

Alas to no avail,

They couldn’t complete it 

So they eventually  left earth 

feeling truly defeated. 

But save your remorse

For their adventure taught them to no ends, 

The best thing in life 

Was having good friends!

The crew quickly decided

They shall stay together 

Through thick and thin

No matter the weather  

“We need a name!”

One fit for a team 

“How about the F.O.O.M.F.S?” 

They accepted it with a gleam. 

With Kazper on Driving Duty, 

And everyone else in , 

who better than Annlien, 

To be the ship’s captain!

Annlien may not have finished her mission, 

But she had no woe or malice, 

For being with the F.O.O.M.F.S

Was better than having a palace. 

The F.O.O.M.F.S travel the galaxy 

They soar through the sky 

And if you look super close, 

You can see them fly by! 

(Well… fly as in crash, 

And not a moment of silence

Kazper the alien 

Really shouldn’t have a license.)